Posted on 22 August 2010 by Erik
A lot of people ask me who I look up to in life. While usually most people will answer their parents or a close friend or even god.. I personally look up to Andrew W. K.
I have a feeling most people reading this who know me as The Internet, probably see me looking up to AWK because we both are party animals. While this is very true, I look up to him as a person more so than as a fellow man who parties hard. Before I go on, please watch this video.
Its ok, I can wait.
Posted on 28 July 2010 by BizarroTedTurner
FUCK.
Did you know there are people who voluntarily support the extinction of human beings? If not, you do now. They’re called the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, and God DAMMIT that makes my blood boil. No offense to any of our left-wing readers, but, these people are seriously a bunch of batshit crazy bleeding heart liberal hippies, who need to be taken away from society. I don’t think they’d care, either. They’d probably praise such a decision. They’re self-loathing nutjobs who need a serious reality check. GUYS, IF YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH, YOU WOULD PASS ON YOUR GENES TO YOUR FUTURE KIDS! BUT WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS NOT REPRODUCE AND NOT HAVE KIDS! I’ll bet a lot of the guys in this group are eunuchs, and part of The Eunuch Archive. I really would not be surprised.
What I think we should do with these guys is we haul them off to some god forsaken hell hole in Africa that no one gives a shit about, like Somalia or Ethiopia, wall the entire country off and forget about them. Jesus Christ. Sorry this is a short article, but I’m mad, and I need something to drink. This shit is what drives me to depression.
For more reading, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement
OR
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement
Posted on 06 July 2010 by BizarroTedTurner
Sup guys? You know what I really really hate? I hate shit that doesn’t belong in my vidya gaems.
Take for example, modding communities. Modding communities are usually pretty awesome, depending on the game, but there’s always some things that gets posted that just does not make sense, or even belong in the games setting. Let me breakdown the various types of mods for you consolefags/people who don’t know anything about modding. There’s overhauls, unofficial patches, new lands/buildings/NPCs/weapons/etc, weeaboo crap and then retarded shit. I’m raging about weeaboo crap/retarded shit.
Take a look at this screencap from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
Posted on 24 May 2010 by Glenn
So here I am, about to announce some super-cool awesome stuff regarding new Nerdfit content, trying to come up with a name. So, like anyone else trying to come up with something creative, I say “Screw it, what’s going on lately outside of my college?”
Well, as anyone denizen of the internet knows by now, when it’s not some sort of reject from the gene pool, America rears its ugly head to remind me of why everyone thinks we’re banjo-playing, cousin-humping, gun-toting, money-hungry, lawsuit-happy short bus kids.
What’s caused me to rage this time? More after the jump.
Posted on 24 February 2010 by LeeHK
Lvl 20, Int+10 is an opinion column for my rants and ravings that will hopefully encourage thoughtful discussion. On today’s menu an expansion on ZBot aka Will’s well written article What’s the Point of a DJ?
Posted on 19 February 2010 by Armen
No, I am not asking if you keep my hammer in your pants. If you do, please tell me why it is there, and then return it promptly, taffer. I am simply wondering aloud where all the items in characters’ inventories are being stored, because I don’t see any bags slung around the shoulders of protagonists in many video games.
Almost any game that allows the player to pick up and stow items falls to this trope. I do not find this to be a flaw worth nitpicking unless the context makes it dreadfully stupid, but the lack of space to put every Hookshot and Master Sword is ripe for satire; both of which are the purpose of Armen’s Hammer. If anyone has a quarter, please enlist the services of Encyclopedia Brown: We have a case of missing stuff.
Posted on 06 January 2010 by Glenn
The following commentary is an independent opinion from an author of the Nerdfit Network. No compensation, monetary or otherwise, has been received prior or after the publication of this article.
Most people saw the price tag for Left 4 Dead 2 and exclaimed foul play. For what was once to be downloadable content would now be an entire new disc for the wonderful price of $60.00. However, instead of asking, “Is it worth the price?”* I ask you all one simple thing, “How much has changed?”
Read on to understand why I love and hate Left 4 Dead 2 (and to see what the asterisk notates.)
Posted on 29 December 2009 by Armen
Do you ever find yourself playing Left 4 Dead and think, “Gee, I wish I had a hammer, and a guy named Armen to wield it, and it’s his hammer?” I do. Sadly, I have to work with a frying pan, but I could always pretend I’m playing Super Mario RPG instead of an expansion pack masquerading as a sequel.
Inevitably, while playing Left 4 Dead, you will find yourself lying on the ground as a bunch of Infected kick the crap out of you. Or maybe dangling from a ledge. It is clear: Although you can fire an assault rifle, jump, and help others, you cannot pull yourself up. Let’s knock some sense into this design mechanic.
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Posted on 29 November 2009 by Erik
“Grandma A can’t figure out how the knob on her dildo works and has 9,000 points, meanwhile Grandma B is running game on her.”
Posted on 15 November 2009 by Armen
You journeyed there, my son, didn’t you? Your passionate mandate for justice and revenge displayed you through the fires of hell itself. The reason you stand before me silently is because, at some point along your quest, you saw the path of existentially-challenged platforms, and said, “Fuck this, I’m using Item 2.” And yea, you gave Heat Man lead poisoning.
Many video games contain these moments, the ones where you must undertake some laborious challenge to complete your immediate goal; yet at the same time, the game has an “out” option, something you can do to complete your goal with less difficulty and less man cards. I would like to list and discuss some examples, and I urge you to join me via the comments, otherwise I’d be lonely.
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